Moles and Birth Control

does anybody else hate going to the doctor? i sure as hell do. especially when you have no idea what's about to hit you. my doctor is the nicest woman in the world. she's a friend of the family and the first thing she noticed when she walked in was my engagement ring. we exchanged pleasantries, then she asked me why i had come to see her. well, i said, i have these moles i'm worried about. i went on to tell her that the mole on my left palm (which i have become quite attached to) has grown. also, there is a very large, raised, multi-colored mole under my right breast (which i think is kind of sexy). she looked, said okay, then proceeded to surgically remove both. i now have two stitches under my right breast and a perfect, round hole in my left palm. it's awful. then she helped me exactly not at all on a question about birth control and gave me a gardisil shot so that i can be ONE LESS!!! anyway, at least i probably won't get cervical cancer.